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I've been drinkin for some time... echo
my girl britney on the wall yeah she's so fine ... echo

nah for her, i can't be too bold ... echo
nowhere but to computer code..

guess i gotta find away .. find away..
cause i gotta code away .. code away..
soon i'm gonna move away .. move away..
cause i gotta find away, to find my way..
to britney yeah...

i left terre haute with my beard in the wind
the corn in the fields, fall is comin again
coulda chose berkeley, instead went with champaign
would the midwest finally drive me insane?
i fought with my ennui, adapted to grad student life
cuz so rarely in this world do u go thru college twice
one day after classes, i was chillin at my pad
back in 1999, when boy bands were still the fad
while in the kitchen, had the box on mtv
out came in stereo, lyrics of hit me baby
moaning out the tunes was this angel named britney
and i thought one way or nutha this girl will end up with me
So I say

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can you recall a time when u knew something was to be?
i thought me and ms. spears, we would end up so happy
then hammered in vegas she wed a dude named jason
when i heard the news i knew my time she was a wastin
it was all a pipe dream ,damn i shoulda been aware
why'd i have to front for all the excessive backstage fare?
then i started to question putting forth all the effort
goin out in a blaze of glory or just a needless wall of hurt
so then you hide away just to try and find your way
but ubiquitous temptation can lure you back to stay
depleting all my resources, this sometimes gets ya down
with 5 years in the hole, time to get the fudge outta town
 
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nothing could atone for the years i've gone through
more time with the foams then with the railfanning crew
i took my time and effort and gave it all to jj luv
only to discover jj aint about the pubs
but even with the pain, i still rarely sing the blues
because i found my peace, w. all my peeps at st andrews
forget about the malibu or goin to the wild side,
that ship's already sailed, i no longer need the ride
i get crunk in my crib with 4-5 inches of hd
don't need no j yo, just copious bottles of green UV
so tho you boyz may doubt me, just know that this fact is certain
while all y'all is illin i be pimpin at halliburton
so i say

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